Stabbies are round creatures about the size of a watermelon, with long tails, bat-like wings, large white eyes and a gaping maw, and large, sickle-like forelimbs which give them their name. Despite their appearance, they are highly intelligent. Their favorite pasttime is to stab people with their long claws when it is the opinion of the stabbie that the stabbed has done something extraordinarily stupid, and they are not above turning this pasttime on their 'masters'. Like snarks, they are carnivorous and generally much cuter-looking than they should be. They do not talk, aren't telepathic, and make no noise except for a high-pitched 'kekeke' sound when they have just or are in the process of stabbing.